Inquiring minds want to know....what's up with Mixonian?
The truth is, the Mixonian Muse went on strike a few days ago. I was ashamed to admit it, but her lingering refusal to work leaves me no other option.
I told her that muses from good families didn't go on strike, but she refused to listen. She's negotiating for new designer clothes and a more cool website on which to publish her brilliant posts.
I'm offering her week-ends off.
Obviously, this is a high-pressure situation and our mediators are working feverishly to reach an agreement soon.
Meanwhile, I'll leave you with instructions for establishing world peace, per Mother Teresa of Calcutta (paraphrased):
The fruit of silence is faith.
The fruit of faith is prayer.
The fruit of faith is prayer.
The fruit of prayer is love.
The fruit of love is service.
The fruit of service is peace.
Back to you real soon...I hope!
